February 2012
53 posts
When I try to get off the internet
this always happens:
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laughtertherapy:
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
When your friends are all out and you're at home... →
totally-relatable:
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
person: do you read fanfiction?
me: no i have no idea what fanfiction is what no i dont read fanfiction about two of my favorite characters fucking WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHO TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS FANFICTION IS THAT A TYPE OF BREAD
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animalsbeingdicks:
“At first, the sweet tanginess hits you like a culinary ‘MACK’ truck, while the subtle fruitiness makes itself apparent towards the end. Overall, it’s simply too one-note and derivative. I cannot recommend lime. ★★☆☆☆” - Dog, Bon Appetit Magazine